(CAR ALARM BLARING)
DYLAN: See? That's just what this case needed.
A seven-foot tall, flesh-eating zombie.
Which begs the question, are there any actual people left in New Orleans?
So, you really don't know what happened
between Dylan and those vampires?
MARCUS: No, you know, he doesn't really talk about it that much.
I think it may have something to do with his fiancee a few years ago.
She left him?
No, not exactly. She's...
(SNICKERS)
Yikes. You look like crap.
Thanks, Mary Kay.
We've got a lead. Leave in 30 minutes.
Wait, what? Not you.
I just about died tonight. I need to know you're somewhere safe.
Well, what about me? Why do I have to go?
Because you're already dead.
I'm already dead.
Oh, my God! What have you done? I look like a dead hooker!
DYLAN: It was a shame Slake turned out to be a dead-end. Literally.
But at least his driver's license
led me straight to his crummy apartment.
I was hoping we 'd find the cross, or at least a clue.
Yeah, you should trash the place. That's good.
'Cause, you know, Slake won't mind.
Oh, man.
I didn't know Apple made coffins.
Hey, I thought vampires didn't show up on film.
No, it's mirrors they've got no reflection in. They photograph just fine.
Let me see.
It's Mara, the dead werewolf.
She was dating a vampire.
That's a new one.
We've gotta go to a funeral.
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
(GROANING)
You haven't eaten yet, have you?
Maybe I'm just sick. Maybe I'm just really sick!
Did you ever think about that, Dylan?
'Cause I'm pretty sure my HMO is not gonna cover this.
You need to fix this, all right?
I'm pretty sure my insurance policy isn't a zombie plan, all right?
You need to fix this!
(SCREAMING)
You shot me!
Oh, my God, Dylan, why would you do that? I'm hit!
I'm hit.
This doesn't hurt.
Marcus? You are dead. Huh?
Now, you can pity yourself and die a slow, miserable death.
Or you can define yourself as you want to.
But I can't make that decision for you.
Well, you didn't have to shoot me.
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)
DYLAN: Seeing Gabriel at his daughter's funeral was hard enough.
But accusing her and her vampire boyfriend of murder
might have been what some call "bad manners. "
I knew Gabriel would shoot me straight, or kill me.
Maybe both.
They say if you live long enough, you live to see everything.
This is one sight I wished they had spared me.
I'm sorry about Mara, Gabriel.
I truly am.
But I need answers.
That vampire boy came to me, pleading for his life.
Told me everything about his relationship with Mara.
Everything.
He didn't kill my daughter.
Gabriel, we've known each other a long time.
What is it that you're hiding from me?
What does it have to do with this?
I didn't know they would do that.
The idealism of youth, I suppose.
Thinking they could bring peace to centuries of war by stealing a trinket.
They didn't know it would awaken a sleeping beast.
So much bloodshed. And for what?
Wait, what beast are you...
It's our matter to deal with, not yours.
It's too late. I'm in it now.
When I get to the bottom of this, someone is gonna pay.
I hope that it won't be you.
DYLAN: Gabriel was a dead-end.
Or maybe he was just trying to protect me from his daughter's fate.
(DOOR OPENING)
What the hell are you doing?
I was just...
She's very beautiful.
She was.
What happened?
I mean, you don't need to tell me.
I just thought you might want to.
When I came home that night, I could sense that something was wrong.
The apartment just felt colder.
I headed straight to Corpus House.
I knew. I just knew it was them.
And when I saw her lying there on the floor,
I lost it.
Nothing was gonna stop me until I made them all pay.
And they did.
All of them.
They took something precious from both of us.
I can't.
MARCUS: Three deluxe cheeseburgers with extra cheese and bacon
and jalapenos and mushrooms and onions.
Some cheesy fries,
some deep-fried cheesy strings,
and Diet Coke.
Right.
I got you.
Hey, Tommy! Let me get a number nine!
What's a number nine?
Exactly, dude.
Exactly.
Number nine. it's up.
What the hell is this? This is not what I ordered.
A worm-meal and a larva patty.
A warm cup of motor oil. And a complimentary hot dog.
Why is there a hot dog?
Not hot dogs! Not hot dogs!
That's so disgusting!
Do you have any idea how many hot dogs I ate as a child?
You know what? I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it! Forget it! Forget it!
Why don't you just take your cataracts
and your weird face pustule and your bleeding gums
and your ass breath, and you go die with some dignity,
like I intend to do.
Good day, sir.
You shouldn't treat them like that.
He's a person, too, you know. You know what?
Sweetheart, I don't think you understand
what you're talking about, okay?
Yeah. I think I do.
Here.
Oh, no. Is this some kind of, like, religious thing?
Just read it.
Is this a zombie support group?
Uh-huh. And you should totally come by.
It's just a bunch of us getting together and talking.
Trust me. It helps.
DYLAN: I needed answers from an old friend. A really old friend.
Borelli was bat-shit crazy, but let's see you when you're 800 years old.
(DYLAN SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(BORELLI SPEAKING ITALIAN)
I always like you, Dylan.
(IN ITALIAN)
Yeah, yeah.
(IN ITALIAN)
(LAUGHING)
Life is wasted on the mortal.
And other women?
You never change, do you?
Dylan, look at me.
Centuries on this earth, and still
I cannot find a wife to live past 98.
Handsome young man. You'll find another.
Yeah, well, not like Cassandra.
(GRUNTS)
How very true.
(BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(SNIFFING)
This really takes me back.
Dante.
(LAUGHING)
I tell you something, that man could drink.
So, what do I owe the honor?
What do you know about this?
It's nothing. Old ghost story.
Borelli, I need to know.
(SIGHING)
People are dying because of this.
What is it?
You tell no one that I told you this, okay?
It is called the Heart of Belial.
And it's been missing for centuries.
Five thousand years ago, Belial walked the earth.
It was the most powerful of the dead.
He brought darkness and death upon the whole world.
It is called the Heart of Belial
because inside the Heart is the blood of Belial.
Belial cannot be destroyed, only contained.
The myth says that on the night of the full moon,
Belial can be created again.
All the creator needs is the Heart and a host.
A host?
A body, one of the undead.
The Heart of Belial injects the blood into the host.
Once that happens, the host is doomed.
Belial lives again,
answerable only to his creator.
What the creator hates, Belial hates.
What the creator seeks to destroy, Belial destroys.
But, in order to destroy Belial,
you must first kill his master.
It's a, how do you say, symbiotic relationship.
Their souls are inseparably bonded together.
Great.
Dylan, 400 years ago, the Heart was stolen.
This symbol is the crest of the last great monstro venatorum.
They found the Heart and planned to use it to wipe out all the undead.
But the hunters themselves were massacred before they could use it.
The legend says a werewolf family
was entrusted to hide the Heart over the centuries
and to keep its secret.
Gabriel.
DYLAN: I called Marcus to rendezvous at Cysnos Plant.
I was hoping Gabriel would stay clear of this.
But my gut knew this wasn't gonna end well-
What the hell happened? What's wrong? Is it bad?
It's worse.
(GROANING)
Search for others. Hurry.
Gabriel.
There is not much time.
Please, tell them that Slake told me the Heart...
Dylan, there's nobody.
Sclavi.
You must find Sclavi.
What did that to him?
Same thing that killed you and Mara.
Wait. The zombie? The big zombie?
Sclavi.
I gotta check something out.
Call Wolfgang. Make sure you're not around when he gets here.
Yeah.
MARCUS: Hi. I don't really know what to say.
I guess I'm Marcus.
And I'm... (STAMMERING)
(MARCUS SIGHING)
I'm dead.
ALL: Hi, Marcus.
MARCUS: Hey, everybody.
So,yeah.So, it's been a rough adjustment.
You know, the smell, the diet, the whole
things-falling-off-of-you thing.
Yeah, this guy knows what I'm talking about.
You get used to it. No, I won't.
But right now I have a big problem.
Okay? I'm looking for a zombie.
I'm looking for a massive zombie.
And he's bigger and stronger than anything
I've ever seen. And he's a killer.
ZOE: We thought those were just rumors.
They say he lives in the abandoned power building outside of town.
In the forbidden ward.
Marcus, you have to be careful.
There's no room for heroes in the world of zombies.
Believe me.
We come from a long and proud history of being cowards.
Marcus?
If I'm not back in an hour, call in a bomb scare.
Ooh.
Hey.
You really don't know anything else about this?
No, I mean, it was stolen from my father.
Right, well, it was never his to begin with.
I mean, it belonged to the Werewolves.
Your father had to have known that this wasn't just some
goddamned heirloom for sale.
Mara Killed him to get it back. That's...
But you said the vampires were behind this.
Not exactly.
Mara gave the Heart to her vampire boyfriend, Slake, who hid it.
And when Mara was killed,
he told the one person that he could trust where it was,
Gabriel.
Now all three of them are dead.
Does the word "Sclavi" mean anything to you?
No.
I have been pointing the finger at Gabriel, my oldest friend.
A man of honor.
Now he's dead.
DYLAN: Crossing the line? Yeah, perhaps.
But I'm not exactly billing her for it.
I knew Elizabeth was still in danger.
Being caught up in a world where you don't belong isn't natural.
I was well aware of that at one time. And so was Cassandra.
Morning.
Good morning.
This is a talisman.
As long as you're wearing it, vampires can't touch you.
You'll be safe.
Thank you.
Dylan. You are not gonna believe what I...
Hi, Elizabeth.
You're...
I shouldn't have barged in. I'm just not used to you...
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I just...
I guess we could just talk about the location
of the flesh-eating zombie when you guys are done
boning.
I'm gonna go. (LAUGHING) I'm really sorry.
Marcus. Come back, Marcus.
So, you and Elizabeth, huh? I think it's great.
She seems really sweet. She seems to like you, you seem to like her.
It's great. You gotta move on, right?
I mean, it's you know... It's been some time.
And you gotta kind of just do what the heart...
Shut up, or I'm gonna shoot you again.
DYLAN: The big zombie was the key.
I just didn't know how he fit into all this.
This place is like a maze, Dylan. You know your way around here?
Yeah, a little bit. Came with the job.
The zombies turned it into a penal colony a few years ago.
They banish the ones who become too dangerous or too decayed.
Only the strongest survive. And the others get eaten.
MARCUS: Whoa.
"The others get eaten"?
You mean, like, cannibal zombies?
Duck. What?
Duck.
What the hell was that?
Dum-dums. Zombie Stoppers.
Cute.
Sorry. Come on, we gotta go.
Oh, my God. Wait, Dylan.
If I ever get like that, you'll...
Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
Oh, you'll take care of it.
Good, that's great. Thanks, Kevorkian.
So, looks like there's no zombies down here,
so that's gotta be a good thing, right?
DYLAN: Not exactly.
This place is more overcrowded than Riker's Island.
If there are no zombies here, it's because they're afraid of something.
Great.
I'm going down.
You're going down? You're going down there
with the skulls and the bones and the cannibal zombies?
Okay, I'm gonna stay up here.
I'll keep watch, 'cause I haven't gone bananas.
Yet.
DYLAN: Definitely a flesh-eater.
What are you looking at?
Vampire blood from Corpus House.
Someone's been controlling it.
(RoARING)
Dylan?
You okay?
I'm sorry.
(SCREAMING)
Oh, my God!
Dylan!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Dylan, get me up!
Dylan! Dylan!
What are you doing up there? Oh, they're filthy! They're filthy!
Dylan!
Dylan! Hurry up! They're gonna eat me!
Stop! I'm one of you! I'm one of you!
Oh, my God, they're touching me! They're touching me!
They're cold and they're wet and they're touching me!
Dylan, please! Dylan!
(SCREAMING)
(SHUSHING)
Marcus.
You're my hero.
(GROWLING)
MARCUS: What are those?
Wooden bullets.
What are the wooden bullets for?
Think about it.
Who's had all the opportunity in the world to know about the Heart?
Who's been following me, probably since I took this case?
And who has everything to gain from wiping out all the undead?
I'm gonna guess someone who doesn't like wooden bullets?
Vargas has been in on this since the start.
Vargas.
MARCUS: So, what's the plan?
DYLAN: No plan.
Just bigger guns.
(HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(GROANING)
Open those.
(SIZZLING)
Dylan.
What is your problem?
What is my problem?
I told you that I'd be back.
No!
What's wrong, you don't like the sunlight?
Maybe you can help me with something. Where's the Heart?
What?
What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.
Wrong answer, bloodsucker.
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
You're killing him! I know.
Okay, all right! Okay, stop it!
(EXCLAIMS)
Okay. Yes. I had my people looking for the Heart.
But can you blame me?
The thing is, it's a nuclear bomb, man.
Whoever controls Belial
controls the world.
What is "Sclavi"?
Sclavi? What do you mean, Sclavi?
Okay, okay, I was just kidding, I was just kidding.
Sclavi, okay. Sclavi is a vampire.
One of the elders that helped build Corpus House. All right?
And where would I find him?
He's a sleeper.
Why do you even care?
Okay, just leave me alone.
I got pus all over my sheets.
Maybe you should get some vitamin E. We'll be back in a little bit.
Yeah, and some, like, healing aloe!
We've got half an hour before the sun sets. Let's move.
Well, where are we going?
He said Sclavi was a sleeper.
This is where they keep their relatives.
Sort of like a retirement home.
In a crummy shipyard?
Well, would you have thought to look here?
So, what are these crazy symbols everywhere?
They're vampire blood types. Each family has its own type.
MARCUS: What's that?
Vampire blood.
Thought so.
"Sergio."
"Sclavi." Here he is.
There's the Heart.
MARCUS: Oh, my God.
Looks like my grandfather on prom night.
(SHUSHING) They're sleeping.
Sorry.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm not gonna grab that. Are you kidding me?
Look, he's got a death grip on it, literally.
Your limbs are replaceable.
Yeah, we already replaced one. It was great for me. Remember that?
Fine.
You're a detective. Just, you can get it.
Just be careful when you do it, okay? Don't just grab it, okay.
Yeah.
Tenderly, okay?
Okay.
(SCREAMING)
Oh, my God! Dylan, oh, my God! Run and save yourself!
What happened?
I guess you'll never know.
Oh!
I'm not built for this, man. I'm not built for this.
I think I just leaked something. Oh, my God.
DYLAN: You know, for someone who thinks he's pretty smart,
I certainly get the crap kicked out of me a lot.
Oh, crap.
VARGAS: Dearly beloved,
we have gathered here tonight to pay our final respects to Dylan,
a breather who didn't have enough good sense
to keep his dumb ass retired.
Please, don't interrupt the eulogy.
I'll have you all know that I've been crafting that for quite some time now.
But recent events have overshadowed my prepared remarks.
I mean, what can I say about a man who
not only killed off all of my Corpus House competition back in the day
but also brought...
I'm sorry, I told myself that I wouldn't cry.
He also brought us the Heart of Belial.
I mean, sure, we've had some tough moments, some ups and downs
but time heals most wounds.
And if the rest of your life weren't so regrettably brief,
you would see that I am a really fast healer.
ELIZABETH: Let go of me.
Oh, I almost forgot. I love surprises. Here, bring her up.
Guess who we found in your shitty-ass little office? Come here.
Ta-dah!
You little dog, you. Freaky-deaky.
Why do you always pick the prettiest girls?
I swear, if I didn't need a vessel to turn into Belial, she would...
You, young lady, would make a great addition to my little clan.
Mix it up a bit? Get away from me. Go on, take her.
You know, she kind of reminds me of Cassandra.
Right? Yeah, I knew you were thinking it.
She was a fighter. Yeah.
And you know what?
It made her blood taste just a little bit sweeter.
Whoa, easy. You calm down.
Come on, how else was I supposed to get rid of all those old bastards?
You did the work for me, Quick-Draw.
I swear.
(LAUGHING)
You humans, you're predictable to a fault.
You pull one string, a leg moves.
You pull another, you pull out a gun.
It's pathetic.
I'm gonna kill you.
Okay.
Me first.
DYLAN: Vargas!
(LIGHTER CLICKING)
(SIGHS)
Well, this is a setback.
(MARCUS SCREAMING)
(MARCUS COUGHING)
Dylan? I feel like I've been stepped on.
Dylan? Where the hell are we? Where are we?
We're in a crypt.
We're in a crypt?
What are we doing in a crypt? Are you kidding me?
Dylan. Dylan!
Oh, my God, I need to call someone.
(PHONE DIALING) Just hold on, just don't panic, all right?
Just calm down. Calm down! Stop.
WOMAN: 911. What's your emergency?
Hello? Hello.
Yes, yes. We're trapped in a crypt. We're trapped in a crypt.
And I don't know where it is, but it's dark,
and it's cold, and it smells like shit!
Can you give me your location?
And I'm trapped down here with my friend.
And he doesn't know where we are, and he's really scared.
He's really scared, and I'm trying to keep him...
I'm sorry, you're breaking up. Can you hear me?
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
"More bars guaranteed," my undead ass!
(CRYING) Dylan! Dylan! Marcus!
No! What?
Marcus! Be quiet, please.
Listen, Dylan, I'm just trying to think. All right?
What, what is it?
Little-known fact. Zombies are actually world-class diggers.
Dylan, are you implying that I dig us out of the dark, scary crypt?
Bingo.
No. Nope, no. Not gonna happen. Not...
Hey, hey, big guy! Big guy! No, it's not happening.
No,no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no!
Dylan, no!
I hate you.
(MARCUS GROANING)
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
That's not bad, actually.
(LAUGHING)
Who's your go-to guy now, huh?
Not bad for a zombie.
Shit.
What?
She wasn't wearing the talisman.
We're gonna save her. I mean, We're on our way. We're going.
She's not the one I'm worried about.
VARGAS: What's the matter, pumpkin?
Why the long face?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna kill you.
As a matter of fact, you're gonna live forever.
Yeah, see, if the myths of Belial are true, you may even outlive me.
But not before you've brought every undead race
down to their knees before me.
Who knows, maybe the living, too.
(CHUCKLES)
On, yeah. We're making you one of us, if only for a brief moment.
See, only the undead can become Belial.
I know, I know. I didn't make up the rules.
I have a confession to make.
I'm probably going to enjoy this.
Mors tua, vita mea.
I'm sorry?
It's an old family saying.
It means, "Your death is my life."
Ooh, sassy!
Where is the Heart?
DYLAN: It was Elizabeth the entire time.
She was the one controlling the tattooed zombie,
and she was the one who had to kill Gabriel, Slake, and you.
MARCUS: All of them? I knew it.
She's a monster hunter, just like her father.
Hey, should I have a gun? I should have a gun, right?
Looks like she's trying to fulfill her legacy.
Call Wolfgang. Tell him to bring in the cavalry.
Come on.
Stop! Don't do it, Elizabeth.
I knew that you were the only one who would find it for me, Dylan.
You of all people should understand what I'm doing.
You should understand why.
Oh, I understand why.
But this revenge, or whatever it is, is not the answer.
This has nothing to do with my father being murdered.
This is much bigger than that. We are the good guys.
By slaughtering millions of innocent undead?
No, that's where you're wrong, Elizabeth.
We're the good guys. And you're the monster.
I wish that I could make you understand.
No, don't!
(SCREAMING)
Come on!
No!
(SIGHS)
Great.
Oh, my God.
(LAUGHING)
(BELIAL SNARLING)
Hang on, Dylan!
Dylan!
Not so fast! Stay away from him!
Stop it! Marcus!
Elizabeth! (EXCLAIMS)
Marcus, seriously.
Hey!
Zombie power, bitch.
(RoARING)
ELIZABETH: Stop! You answer to me.
Our enemies are the monsters outside these walls, not here.
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
I am your master!
Well, what do we got here?
Monster hunter in over her head?
You think you can wipe us all out with your pet monster?
Well, guess what, piglet. We're still here.
And now, it's dying time.
(PANTING)
(COUGHING)
Man.
We're so discussing a raise.
WOLFGANG: Good work, Dylan.
(PANTING)
A lot of people died for this.
I need someone I can trust to hold onto it.
I'm sorry about your father.
He was a good man.
I wouldn't count my father out that fast.
Why don't you come down to the plant sometime?
But this time, leave the silver at home.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
Let's go.
You all right? You look like hell.
Yeah.
Next time, I pick the clients, okay?
Hey. I feel like I have something in my eye.
Do I have something in my eyes?
No. Mmm-mmm.
It's fine? Yeah.
I can't... It feels weird.
Call us a cab.
Okay. Here.
Just do it, please. Thank you.
You know what? Let me... I'll throw that away. Let me, I'll get that.
It's all right.
You know, I'm gonna hang onto it for a little while, actually.
I need to get some more copies for my partner.
Okay. I'll take care of that? Sure.
I'll get right on it.
Wait, partner? Oh, my God. Dylan? Did you just say "partner"?
I mean, by partner, I assume you're talking...
(LAUGHING) Of course you're talking about me.
Oh, my God, man! Oh, this is great!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean...
I know you're in pain. (LAUGHING) I'm sorry.
If I had another arm right now, I would hug you.
And, you know, we'll get you, get you a new arm. Fresh eyes.
You know what? This arm? Actually, I'm kind of starting to dig it.
Smells like Old Spice. Reminds me of my dad.
Wait,eyes? What are you talking about?
You'll see.
Come on. I'll buy you a hot dog.
Oh! I ate a worm tonight. Not so bad. Pretty good, actually.
(SCREECHING)
(SO HARD PLAYING)
♪ Oh, when we wake in the morning
♪ Girlfriend, you know you will have known me
♪ And high on a hilltop, up on a hot rock You own me
♪ You got the right size pepper shaker
♪ Come on, let's get our wheels on
♪ But you give me pause
♪ You been looking so hard, so hard, so hard
♪ Baby, you been
♪ You been looking so hard, yeah
♪ You been looking so hard, so hard, so hard
♪ Baby, you better
♪ You better play your card, yeah
♪ Most people got direction Know how to feel the way
♪ But you been making me blind making me blind, making me blind
♪ I have to walk first
♪ Because you brought me on the wrong side of the yard
♪ Hey, no more driving for you
♪ You been looking so hard, so hard, so hard
♪ Baby, you're gonna
♪ You're gonna drive on through, yeah
♪ No more driving for you, hey
♪ You been looking so hard, so hard so hard, girl
♪ You been looking at you, yeah
♪On
♪ Fire!
♪ Stop and tell me how
♪ You got the look, you got the will
♪ You got the way, you got the motor
♪ Then you better slow down and begin the braking process soon
♪ You're looking so hard, and rode hard
♪ Super-charged
♪ Yeah, and you give me pause
♪ You been looking so hard, so hard, so hard
♪ Baby, you gonna
♪ You gonna drive right through, yeah
♪ No more driving for you, hey
♪ You been looking so hard, so hard, so hard
♪ Baby, you better
♪ You better play your card, hey
♪ No more driving for you, yeah
♪ So super-charged, hey
♪ No need to look so hard, yeah ♪
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